margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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