Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i now understand why vodka
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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