Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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