But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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