I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize