no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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