ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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