..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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