I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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