i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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