he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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