It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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