she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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