So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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