You're completely useless in the revolution.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Houston, we have a blender
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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