My brain says no but my pants say off.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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