problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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