This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
