If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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