Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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