He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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