bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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