Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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