if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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