Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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