I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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