i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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