Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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