No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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