Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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