Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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