Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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