I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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