i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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