Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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