4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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