and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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