I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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