just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
