Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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