Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.