i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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