How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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