We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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