Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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