The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
