dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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