Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
