I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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