I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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