i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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