were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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