Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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