that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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