There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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