I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I need water and some morals
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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