In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This is my gift to your gina
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
its liver damage thursday
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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