Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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